Hottest, sexiest man to ever be brought out of its mothers girl penis and to be given the blessing of being named such a hot and elegant name. When girls see men named Topher that go “Awooga” and pass out. Topher is always a hot man who has a really big Italian sausage and who is irresistible and cute, sexy, hot, passionate, pretty, gorgeous, and attractive.
“Wow Topher is so hot he gives me boney Awooga 😍😩😘🤤
Topher is a cat that looks like a generic, orange minecraft cat. They tend to be very cuddly and loving cats.
Look at Topher! He’s so cute!
Why does Topher look a tiny human gremlin?
A euphemism for 'wank' that arose out of the Victorian Lockdowns.
It is derived from a failed actor turned politician turned independent media personality turned centrelink queue member, who was known for bouts of self-gratifying onanism which he called "movies" and "digital content".
As a noun:
Person 1: Check out this dude
Person 2: Hes a complete Topher!
As a verb
Person 1: You busy?
Person 2: Fuck off, im tophering to sasha grey.
Euphemism for wanker.
Commonly used in Australia and originated in Melbourne.
Named after a well known cooked anti vax grifter who tells lies and asks for donations from gullible people.
Oh no, there is that Topher talking bollocks again.
He’s a real Topher that one.
Goofy ass bitch that has a big microphone
L:7.25 in x G:6.5in
Topher's mic is not to be trifled with!