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A female dancing to music in a t-shirt and panties like she's in the club.
The neighbors' saw her in the window pulling a Dr. Torres.
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A series of islands located between Queensland, Australia and Papua New Guinea.
Badu Islander: Oi Bala, where abouts in Torres Strait you from?
Saibai Islander: I come from Saibai
Badu Islander: Fuck off back to Saibai you dumb cunt before I knock you out. No more act oslem mepla!!
Saibai Islander: sorry bala, I go back Saibai and have sex with an ugly, flea infested New Guinean woman.
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an emo ass mf that slaps people all the time. celi is smart and pretty damn depressed ngl. they play genshin too much. nolife.
emo
very emo
so emo
You - Hey Celi do you ever smile
Celi Torres - No.
A deulusional troll with homosexual tendencies
Hey guys want to have gay anal sex at Mothers Ale house while eating AJ's Pizza wings off my hairy back - Tony Torres
Clee Torres
Bill. ..My best friend in high school was Clee Torres
Dave ..Bullshit you were gay AF
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A sexual move in which one person (male or female) shoves a Gordita up a mans ass whilst giving said man a blowjob while humming “La Cucaracha”.
Person 1: “Hey, I heard you got with Max last night! How was it?”
Person 2: “It was great, expect for when he asked me to give him the ol’ Rusty Torres... I was thoroughly confused.”
One of the luckiest guys to walk the earth, he's got mad pipes to match his washboard abs. He can make the normal person shake in fear of how intimidating he can be, but don't let his hard exterior fool you. At heart, he's just a genuine guy who hates leaving people left out. Be warned about his charms though: once you fall for this ravishing specimen/different breed/BBB, it's hard to let him go.
Person 1: Whoa, who IS that guy??
Person 2: You mean BBB? That's Bailey Torres. Faster than most guys in the NFL.
Person 1: WHAT?!
Person 2: Yeah, and he shared grapes with Mike Tyson.
Person 1: THAT'S SO COOL!!!! He's kinda scary looking though.
Person 2: Don't worry, he would never fight anyone, he's a pacifist.