An individual who is contagiously and toxically lame; a straight man who is, like, totally gay.
Melissa: "I know a guy who once burned a hole in my purse, watched me fall down the stairs on several occasions, nearly allowed me to slip into a narcotic-induced coma and always makes me take the bus to see him."
Nick: "Clearly, this fellow is a bucket-toucher."
Melissa: "I know, right?"
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Someone who touches bums, with or without permission.
Bob: Steves such a Bum Toucher.
Frank: Yeah, He touched Jarreds bum the other day, he was not happy.
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a person who, by some force (usu. homosexualness in guys), has to touch penises
MIKE, no jp. Jeff likes to touch the penis so everyone refers to him as a penis toucher.
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One who touches a dick. Could be an insalt or could be used just for fun. Comes from the latin root sucky sucky.
Hey pp toucher in the pink shirt SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!
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when a man has a drunken fascination during sex with another buthole in which leads to touching that buthole with his greasy fingers.
buthole toucher
toucher
sex
buthole
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A person who has s serial tendency to touch penis.
So what I fucked your girlfriend, what are you gonna do about it dick toucher.
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