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1. When a popular-in-the-past band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere to get some money.
2. When a band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere promised by a local show manager to meet amazing fanbase there and the tour results in moslty empty venue.
From rus. Sibiskiye Gastroli (Сибирские гастроли).
- Do you remember Scorpions?
- Do they still exist?
- They went on siberian tour to Russia again. *snap*
After a bad break up or other event a girl sleeps with as many men as possible. Like a tour of duty it can last any amount of time. Friends usually won't hear from the person on dick tour but will most likely hear tales from the battle field that is known as dick tour.
"She just caught her bf cheating with her best friend. She's on dick tour for at least the 3 to 6 weeks, so many dicks.
Jug tour
Jug-tour l'juhg,toor/
a long or roundabout route (drive )
that includes a person or company involved in retail & or wholesale trade. supplying merchandise to a particular trade or group of clients for a unspecified amount of time on the road.
- vvsstrains
“ i didn’t make it because I was on a jug tour all day “
When do they need it ? And see if they can meet halfway
I think we are about to jug tour in few if you want to come . Bro possibly wouldn’t care to go to that location
The Grand Tour is the successor to Top Gear, hosted by Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond. It is funded by Amazon, and while much like the original Top Gear, it's that much more off-the-walls and immature.
If you enjoy the old Top Gear, watch it.
The Grand Tour is a great show for people who enjoy Top Gear, traveling, cars, or just like seeing people goof around.
When you get the hots for your fellow drum corps members; you suddenly find your fellow members attractive due to being surrounded by them all summer.
Dan: “Hi Megan!”
Megan: “Hey Buddy!”
......
Dan: “Is it just me or is Megan like really hot and thicc?!!”
Ben: “Nah man. Your just a thirsty boi. You probably have (tour goggles) for her.”
A tour where one goes to visit Boston, New York and Cleveland.
Must not be confused with "European Tour", where one typically would go see stuff that is more than 100 years old.
Oh man, my American Tour was so awesome! I went to see all these homogeneous places, that all look the same!
Though my favourite was Cleveland - the most cultured place on the planet.
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A tour rating is the rating out of 10 given to the attractiveness of a woman which isn't comparible to their real life ratings.
This 'tour rating' can expect to raise by up to 6 points in extreme cases as males lower their standards significantly, usually after an extended period of alcohol consumption.
Kevan: Hey James, did one smash that girl last night?
Jamie: Oh for sure... she was hot, like an 8 (out of 10)
Kevan: A tour 8?
Jamie: Of course blad! In the real world she'd be a 3 (out of 10) at best!
Kevan: THATS... why i love 'tour ratings'
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