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Euphemism for looking at porn in the workplace. Regional term currently limited to Westminster but has been growing in popularity.
"I was looking at tractors” Neil Parish, MP for Tiverton and Honiton (30 April 2022)
1) (UK usage) A rural (male) youth who can't afford a 1992 Ford Escort so spends too much time tinkering with his Tractor (also works as a euphemism for wanker)(see also Rural Chav).
2) (USA usage) An enthusiastic tractor operator (see wanker)
1) (UK usage - insult)You are a real Tractor Jockey!
2) (USA usage midwest - compliment) Are you a real Tractor Jockey?
A homosapien's penis that frequently plows anus.
Also see "Ass Farmer" for the owner of such "Butt Tractor."
Careful not to drop the soap, you you might find a butt tractor lining you up!
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Colloqial term to describe a 4WD vehicle. Its a light hearted poke at the fact that the four wheel drive vehicle will most likely never see the off road, and only the uptown suburb of Toorak in Melbourne, Australia.
Check out that toorak tractor... it's probably never even been dirty.
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A powerful ray or beam of energy that pulls objects into the emitter; a manipulation of graviational force around a selected object.
"How did you get into that bad habit?"
"I don't know, it was like a tractor beam, sucked me right in.
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Our ship was pulled into the tractor beam
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The act of dipping ones hand in hot tar and anally penetrating someone with the tar covered fist.
"Oh man, I have a constant wedgie because I got black tractored last night and my underwear keep sticking to the left over tar in my ass."
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The act of two women (or persons... blech) inserting opposing ends of a string of anal beads in thier asses while on hands and knees facing away from eachother. They then clench and crawl away from each other with the goal being to pull the beads from the opponents ass... thus winning the tractor pull. Special multi end bead chains can be used for group tractor pulls with 3 or more contestants. As with the original fair ground tractor pull this is best when performed in front of hordes of chearing men.
Dude 1: My old lady lost the tractor pull in the final round this weekend and has been shitting the bed ever since.
Dude 2: That nasty man.
Dude 1: Im not sure if the beads did it or the fact that she had to spend the night with the winners boyfriend.
Dude 2: Naw dude I took it easy on that hole.
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