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Trader Woes

When shopping at Trader Joes for produce and one peers through the packaging, pours over all surfaces and thoroughly inspects the fruit or vegetable for signs of rot, finds none, purchases the produce and then when unpacking groceries at home finds the fruit or vegetables are in a state of decay and rotting.

Oh no! Trader Woes! I swear these apples looked perfect when I placed them in my basket at Trader Joes.

by rauri76 January 28, 2019


Trader Joe'd

Used to describe when a company, for no known reason, cancels a popular product. This term is derived from Trader Joe grocery store's well known history of canceling popular food products with no explanation.

"It appears that this product has been Trader Joe'd".

" Looks like they've done a Trader Joe with that product you want.

by CAescapee April 28, 2023


Novice trader

Any user of a discount broker's stock trading tool that either does not execute his/her position with analysis first or just buy when someone say buy this.
A novice trader does novice mistakes I.e. buy when others buyers are prepared to sell and vice versa.

Only a novice trader will trade on Jim Cramer's recommendations.

by Thaibu April 28, 2013


trader-upper

A woman who's dating a guy and then dumps him when she founds someone richer.

Tess was a trader-upper. Once she met Carl, she was officially
in love and oh, so reformed.

by Cristian Pavel October 15, 2007


Sleep Trader

The Act of trading Sleep for vigorous anal sex.

"Hayden Traded his sleep for a right rogering, He's such a Sleep Trader"

by Whatatreat March 24, 2016


Cheese Trader

He’s that one guy on discord that everyone thinks is a stinky old man but is actually hot and sexy in real life

Have you seen that one guys body from discord?
You would think he isn’t hot definitely a cheese trader

by Michael Jordan the Star March 27, 2023


CC Traders

Foolish people; Often those who inflate the pricing of items despite their mediocrity.

Wait, why is such an item going for so much?! Damn, must be those CC Traders!

by Sus, amogla the 11th August 1, 2021