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A term referring to an influx of lesbian one night stands in a short amount of time.
I used to think Becky was a good girl, but due to her sapphic traffic I'm beginning to think she is kind of a harlot.
The by-product of either rush hour or a lane closing as a result of a car accident or construction. Mainstreets and highways become choked with cars that are literally bumper to bumper. Like a bad storm, usually the only way out of a traffic jam is sitting through it.
Car lines and lane shields make getting off an exit a daunting game of chicken. Road rage is also pretty common.
There was a huge traffic jam on I-93 when some idiots collided into each other, causing two lane closures. It was backed up all the way to Quincy.
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A blunt force object (such as a hammer or crowbar), carried on a motorcycle, used to extract revenge. When a vehicle is driven too carelessly next to a rider, and they are subsequently almost run over, the "traffic cop" is withdrawn from its respective sheath, and used to smash the windshield of the offending party.
"I fitted the frame of my bike with a traffic cop. Ya know....Just in case."
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A single vehicle moving at a slow speed, blocking vehicles from normal travel. Has been know to cause strokes.
I would have been to work on time had it not been for the traffic clot on Main Street.
when the skate park or skate spot is packed full of other skaters making it hard to do tricks/throw runs
SKATER A: Dude this is ridiculous, I've waited 15 minutes and only ollied the three stair once!
SKATER B: Yeah man there is way to much skater traffic here, lets dip.
Someone who does provocative things like texting, talking, checking facebook, etc. on their cell phones while driving, completely disregarding the safety of everyone else.
That traffic troll I saw at the red stop got into a car crash because he was focusing too much on his texting.
A facetious and arguably derrogatory term for male genetalia seen as small, pink cones in furry pornography. Most commonly drawn by Japanese artists.
This Pokemon thread was good until started to fill up with traffic cones. Damn furries...
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