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when you are stuck in traffic and the cars in front of and behind you are purple
God this highway sucks. This is the worst traffic grape jam ever. I want a sandwich.
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When a girl takes a shit and you proceed to fuck the girl with the shit on your dick.
That girl was freaky, she let me do a Wyoming traffic jam and now my dick burns.
When you can't take a nifty shit
Cocksucker had a traffic jam
When you engage in sex trafficking and decide to spread Hartley's Jam on your victim
"Hey Bill how's the kid?"
"He's fine Gary, I just got into a traffic jam".
The experience of having poop in the intestines inhibit anal penetration with a penis or a sex toy.
That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.
When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."