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Luxery whip hardtop convertable that top folds into the trunk looking like it's gonna transform into an autobot or decepticon.
Transformer
I hopped in my european car and drive
I pulled up and transfromed like optimus prime!!!!
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Awesome cartoon when considering old sk00l, but n00b is su><><0rz.
Transformers... robots smokin' hay.
Transformers... robots gettin' gay.
Transformers... robots gettin' bi.
Transformers... robots gettin' high.
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he was ah blood now he's ah crip...
he was with death row now he's with bad boy.
9👍 38👎
A bi-sexual dude.
Likes to fuck and be fucked.
Transformers have the best of both worlds!
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Someone who is able to change their sexual orientation at will
He was a boy last night, but now she's a girl. I think she's a transformer. We call her Optimus Prime.
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This occurs when you're fucking a chick. Right before you're ready to blow your wad you pull out and stick your dick into an ice-water bath.
I tried to get to the premiere on time, but I was too busy doing the Transformer with my girlfriend.
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1.) A Michael Bay film liked by a great deal of people
2.) Something used in comparisons in hopes of being upbeat even in the worst situations
Guy: Dude my best friend just ran over my parents, they died and he got life in prison
Me: man that sucks
Guy: AND i just got the cancer results back, I've got a month to live at best!
Me: hey it could be worse you know... you could be watching transformers right now
Guy: Oh wow I hadn't thought of that... guess my situation isn't all that bad
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