R.T.B. (Relationship Transmitted Baggage)

When the baggage (i.e. commitment issues) from a previous relationship causes a person to break up with their new partner, and as a result, that new partner gains the baggage of the dumper, which causes problems in the new partners future relationships. Similar to an S.T.D., except mental rather than physical.

"Dexter, why don't you just date that cute girl from school that texts you all the time?" "I can't! Catherine gave me R.T.B. (Relationship Transmitted Baggage), and ever since I have serious commitment issues."

bong transmitted disease (btd)

A bong transmitted disease or a BTD is any illness transmitted through the sharing of marijuana with others.

Jessy was still sick the other day when we were all smoking down, now we all have a bong transmitted disease (BTD).

Socially Transmitted Disruption

When emotions are passed among countless others through means of social media; Facebook, Twitter, Pintrist, ex..

Man, the local bernicrats are hosting an event in the city. Maybe we should join

The vast majority of politician pollute the truth causing a Socially Transmitted Disruption.