Trigger

A vehicle. Also: automobile, car, ride, whip, hooptie. Comes from the name of the Lone Ranger's horse, which was his method of transportation.

Yo dawg, the po-po towed my trigger after I got locked up for a DWI!

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Triggered

When one clentches their butthole very tightly due to an unsettling event or phrase they see/hear.

Adam was triggered when Brianna said that all men are pigs.

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Trigger

a. Lennoxville`s burger. Go to Mcdonalds, order a Junior chicken burger and a double cheese Burger. Stick the Junior inside the double. You have a trigger!

b. Delicious quadruple burger for 3 bucks.

c. Good post-party snack.

a. Fuck, Im so wasted man, lets go to mcdonalds.
b. Yeah lets order shitloads of fries, rootbeer and TRIGGERS!

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Triggered

A term used by Social Justice Warriors to let somebody know that you offended them, no matter what words you said.

SJW: You hurt my feelings, I'm triggered.

Person who can take a joke: Get over it, you little bitch.

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Triggered

Adj.

Adjective that you can use to describe your political opponents when they say literally anything.

James - I think what my congressman did was unethical. He shouldn't have called this 5 year old kid the T word.

Gregory - Oh come on now James, aren't you just TRIGGERED?

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trigger

the best dog in the world. my dog. german shepherd. quite shy but lovely. <3

me:hey trigger *throws ball* fetch!
*trigger gets ball*
me:yeah...trigger bring it back now
*trigger runs off with ball until i have to chase him all around the garden*

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Trigger

Trigger is a roadsweaper. He has had the same broom for over 15 years!

-auwight Trigger!
-auwight Dave!

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