trolley rage

severe anger in travelers (using trolleys), caused by their near, serious and/or fatal collisions with onlookers, lazy walkers, and untethered children, whilst racing to and from check-in counters to make a flight/train/bus on time.

"That kind of trolley rage can kill someone!" or "My doctor prescribed me Zoloft to calm my trolley rage, after I almost bulldozed this guy who was typing a message on his blackberry in the middle of the entrance to the departure gates"

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Trolley Challenge

A trip made to Asda/Walmart where good times happen, food is purchased and the trolly challenge takes place. Objective is to dump as many random items in your mates trolley on the way round without him noticing. The result: your mate finding boxs of lady products next to his roast chicken at the checkout and having to ask the checkout assistant to put them back for him.

Dave: Why the fuck is there a pube comb next to my apples?
Mike: trolley challenge mate, but personally i'd be more worried about the giraffe under your cereal....

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Cunt Trolley

A term of endearment you call another woman when you want her to make you a sandwich.

Sarah, you cunt trolley! Make me a sandwich...please?

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trolley wong

When you throw eggs at your own window in your house whilst being fucked up on cocaine and vodka

"Who the fuck threw eggs at my house? Oh wait it was me, what a fucking trolley Wong"

Trolley boxed

An adjective to describe the state one ends up in when they totally inebriated or intoxicated.

Suzie was so trolley boxed last night she swapped her Nokia 3310 for a Bacardi Breezer and a half eaten kebab.

trolley sex

To have sexual intercourse in a trolley.Preferably Asdas.

Jodie: Fancy some trolley sex?
Hannah: Asda or tesco?

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trolley pusher

A homosexual, based no doubt on the comparison between pushing a trolley and engaging in sodomy

HOMOSEXUAL: Hello, sailor.
MAN: Are you a trolley pusher?
HOMOSEXUAL: Yes. Yes I am.

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