Turf Turds

The little pieces of black rubber found in the astro turf on a marching field (aka football field). They get everywhere, and once there, they're impossible to fully get rid of... They're annoying, but they are a way of life. For the truly dedicated band student, finding a turf turd often triggers an episode of Marching Band Withdrawl.

It's been six months since the last time I was on a marching field, and I'm still finding turf turds in my shoes! Dang, I miss marching season...

Turf tip

After a practice on a football or soccer turf you go to take a piss and you see those little black turf balls on your dick tip.

#1- Bro my dick hurt so bad at practice after k went to take a piss turns out I got turf tip.

#2- that sucks last week it was in my pee hole

Turf Dick

A painful condition of the penis. This can
occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.

Sorry girls I can't tonight cause I have TURF DICK.

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turf drop

v. for a female to thrust her rump down to floor or turf then the female to whom you are cuttin some rug with shall bring her rear back up so that it is back near the males genitles. This is most often seen at a club where things be poppin.

1. "Now let me see ya turf ddddrrroppppppp"

E-40 and Lil Jon

2. Dat ho LaShawana done kno how ta turf drop so well I had to walk at da 40 degree angle to hide the wood.

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Turf Herder

A lesbian who wrangles other lesbians to participate in a muff diving marathon.

A woman who has perfected the art of vaginal satisfaction on another woman.

Example one:
Turf Hearder: Hey hows it going Latisha, you should totally come over this weekend I rounded up all kinds of turf to be herded, It will be a blasty blast.

Latisha: Well I'm not sure, I'm not really into all of that

Turf Herder : Dont worry baby I'm into it enough for the lot of us!

Example two:

Lesbian one: Oh my God Cassie! You are so good at that, you turf herder you!

Cassie/ Turf Herder: Well baby I have been at this a long time, I have herded many turfs and sowed many oats.

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Turffed Out

Turffed Out-A girl with a beat up or loose vagina. Someone who has obviously been around the block.

I had sex with Kendra last night and she was so turffed out!

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surf and turf

Vaginal and anal intercourse, whether sequentially by one person or simultaneously by two. Surf is for the shrimpy front, turf is the for the soil and fertilizer in the rear.

After wining and dining her on champagne, steak and lobster, he was looking forward to returning with her to his place for the surf and turf dessert.

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