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Turner Brown is a massive black dude with a 20 inch penis that frequents elevators in downtown Manhattan.
Turner Brown:
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.” The small guy faints.
The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, “What’s wrong with you?”
The small guy says, “Excuse me, but what did you say?”
The big dude looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn around’.”
Aidan Turner is a devilishly handsome man. Known for his role Kili in the hobbit and Ross Poldark in the show Poldark. He is well known for his long dark curly hair and big smile.
Person 1: "look at that guys curly dark hair"
Person 2: "that's Aidan Turner"
Person 1: "ahh"
The lead singer of one of the greatest British Bands, the Arctic Monkeys (also doing a side project The Last Shadow Puppets with The Rascals member, Miles Kane)Like the other Monkeys, he is humble and chooses to stay away from the limelight, making the Arctic Monkeys even more incredible than they already are. Born and raised in Sheffield with the other Arctic Monkeys, he sings with a South Yorkshire accent making the music all the more interesting and just fecking amazing! His favourite ever record is "Rubber Soul - The Beatles", and his favourite meal, Arrabiata. Might I add he is also a lyrical genius and belongs to the league of "Coolest Men to grace the face of this earth"
Needs to contact Germee quite soon.
E.g 1: Alex Turner & co. is cool enough to dress up in costumes and get away with it.
E.g 2:
A: who is the lead singer of the current best British band?
B: Why of course, Alex Turner!
E.g 3:
A: What would your favourite worse nightmare be?
B: To meet Alex Turner and the Monkeys, hands down.
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A big fat ass that dosent let people go to the bathroom!!
A Mrs. Turner is a word that you will die if said or heard aloud in a 30 mile radius
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The really hot lead singer/guitarist from the Arctic Monkeys. He's the, "Best lyricist in Sheffield," and was number one on NME's Cool List (2005).
Me: Like, OMG. Alex Turner is like soo hot!
Alex Turner: Don't believe the hype.
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Alex Turner is the hottest and i mean HOTTEST rockstar there is. He is the lead singer for the indie rock band Arctic Monkeys and the lead singer for another band The Last Shadow Puppets.
“wow, Alex Turner is the best singer ever.”
Biggest douche and consumer of date tape
Look that douche at the checkout line and all His date tape. Must be Blake Turner.
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