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When one is finished masurbating or having sex, and they don't "wash-up" the head of their penis will form a protective coat of dried semen over time. Effectively creating a "Turtle-Head".
"Man that guy in the showers had a mad Turtle-Head".
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An insulting term for a male who has not been circumsized. See also Pig in a blanket
Say bro, thats a fashoinable turtle head.
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When a girl takes a shit into a man's mouth, the man then proceeds to vomit the shit on to her chest. The man then begins to titty fuck the girl and uses the soupy concoction as a sexual lubricant.
"Dude, I totally had the best turtle head soup last night"
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An act of intercourse where the phenomenon known as a turtle head occurs prior to insertion of the penis into the anus.
My girlfriend really had to shit so before she went to the bathroom I fed her some turtle head soup.
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The condition where a turd is wishing to protrude from ones anus, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.
Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack
Have you ever heard the legend of turtle head? It’s about to not be a legend.
Apparently, the person defining this has never seen an actual turtle's head. The proper term for this phenomenon (a turd that is starting to peek out) is a turtle TAIL. Much better description, eh?
Dude, can you pull over at that gas station? I've got a turtle tail.
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When you have a turtle head poking out and a guy sticks his dick on the turtle head and keeps shoving it in and out
She was so nasty she wanted me to do a Texas turtle head with her
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