Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”

I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.

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two heartbeats

When a girl says she has two heartbeats, she’s saying her pussy has a heartbeat too from being turned on.

Girl: you’re so hot I have two heartbeats!

Boy: damn girl are you really that turned on?

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two ghosts

a song by harry styles from his debut self titled album. its about louis tomlinson. "same lips red, same eyes blue, same white shirt couple more tattoos but its not and its not me". its about louis and no one can tell me otherwise

jo: hey have you heard the song two ghosts by harry styles. it's about tay-
fred: its about louis. larry is real. fuck off with that het bs

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Two-Bodied

When an obese individual is so large that they empose their mass and shrink the space for normally proportioned individuals in hallways, elevators, and especially airlines seats.

The flight is so uncomfortable sitting next to this Two-Bodied man, his whole side is resting upon me and pressing into my flesh as he sweats I can smell and feel his excessive moisture.

Two trucks

To American automobiles that take part in sexual intercourse

Person 1: did you see earls two trucks
Person 2: yeah it was pretty hot
Person 1: what the fu...

two ghosts

1. a banging harry styles song that is possibly about definition two.
2. two closeted gay guys who wright songs about/to each other

guy one: hey who’s that song about
guy two: they’re two ghosts they’re constantly writing songs about each other

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two tracking

The secondary roads, usually on state or federal land, that take you from one county to the next, usually through wooded terrain. The back roads. Two trackin

For fun in Michigan, we go two tracking into the woods looking for deer while driving fast through the dirt roads.