Upside-Down Nancy

more discreet way of saying "to sixty-nine."
*can be used as both a noun and verb.

*At Chuck E. Cheese's at her nephew's 6th birthday party*

Liz: So how was Raj's visit last night? Did you guys go all the way?
Stacey: Nah, I didn't wanna go that far so we just did an Upside-Down Nancy and called it a night. I had a lot of fun though!
Nephew: *cough* prude *cough*

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upside down text

A stupid way that attention-whores get people to notice their Facebook status. ˙looɔ os ɯı ˙ǝɯ ʇɐ ʞool

Jonny wanted people to notice him on Facebook. So he googled "Upside Down Text" and flipped his Facebook status upside down. Now everyone thinks he's stupid for being such an attention-whore.

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upside-down pancake

The act of squatting bare assed over the nose of someone who is performing a handstand and farting down their nostrils.

The gymnast was flustered after being upside-down pancaked mid performance.

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upside your head

A phrase that is used mostly as an insult or a warning usually by someone one with a weapon who wants to kick the shit into you maybe because you have insulted them.

some guy: you're a fag
me: dont make me go upside your head

(then if they say ANYTHING you smack them. Or in my case smash them round the face with an old wrench that i 'aquired')

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upside-down 69

Sexual position: man standing near bed, his partner does a handstand, (facing through his legs) then he picks her up by he waist (must be strong!) and brings her pussy up to his lips while she slides his cock into her mouth. A tight hug stabilizes.

I prefer petite blondes with naked pussies for upside-down 69. It takes strength and coordination, and the lighter the load, the longer it lasts.

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upside down haircut

1. (verb) to trim personal hair around the genitals; to wax, pluck, cut, shape, shave, or curl ones own pubic hair.

2. (noun) a haircut preformed by self, to self that must be executed from a upside down perspective.

Before Thadius had removed his boxers as Kimmy requested, embarrasment dawned upon him for it had been awhile since he had given himself an upside down haircut.

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Upside down penguin

When you get punched so hard in the genitals that you have to walk upside down with a cane.

After I simba'd her i had to upside down penguin for the rest of the day.