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It is the material, efficient, formal and final cause of all that exists. It is the pervasive, gender-less, infinite, eternal truth and bliss which does not change, yet is the cause of all changes.
"The Ultimate-Reality" places emphasis on 'the importance of the salvation of my soul'.
Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders, so Google must be the Ultimate Hufflepuff.
Means you have crazy amounts and can pull any bitch, even if she is taken. Only the most elite mfs have this.
Elite: damn she's hot imma pull her
Person: you know she's taken?
Elite: well I've got ULTIMATE RIZZ
*Proceeds to pull her*
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the 3rd best discord server in the world
PYCXL and Milky in Spectral is still there
Boy : let me downlaod discord
Girl : join Ultimate Dankers or i will break up with you
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The ultimate spew, (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly and simultaneously. Theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.
In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.
So my girlfriend broke up with me and then I ultimate spewed all over her. She looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. Her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat himself. I’m now no longer aloud to get within 100 feet of the family.
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A cartoon on Newgrounds - one which parodies The Ultimate Showdown (of Ultimate Destiny). It is vile, yet has an odd, humorous appeal. I advise you don't watch it, though if you do, you'll bust your ass laughing. Consider yourself warned.
Full title: The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality.
Old Godzilla was fucking around
Tokyo City like a big playground,
when suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade,
and hit Godzilla with a bat-cum spray...
... This is the Ultimate Orgy,
of Homosexuality...
... Cue porno music, a funky, jive chorus.
Down from the heavens, came naked Chuck Norris.
Who discovered a dick as hard as bones,
attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones,
who bent over on the ground, smiling with glee,
as Batman changed into Ron Jeremy...
... The champion stood,
the women got wetter,
Mr. Rogers, in a cum-stained sweater...
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The answer is forty-two.
The answer to life, the universe, and everything...is 42.
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