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When it is unclear whether or not you need to poo or fart and you choose to take the chance.
I just hit the chinese buffet and now I'm about to play underwear roulette.
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A garment worn by extremely devout followers of the the mormon cult. It is basically a set of long underwear but the mormons beleive it protects them from evil. Some peole might try and argue that it isn't called magic underwear but if it really protects you from evil then its gotta be magic.
You want an example? I donno, ask a mormon for one the next time one comes to your door to convert you.
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A slang for masturbating
Awe shit Jimmy is having underwear sex after he seen Loraine's pooper cheeks
1. (noun) When your underwear are worn around your waist as if wearing a belt. Most commonly warn under ones shirt, there's often a trend in the hipster crowd to wear over ones clothing to shame another. Can be a result of putting them on wrong in a hurry, being too drunk to put them on correctly or having the crotch ripped by another individual. Regardless of the reason, it's most often accomplished in a taxi cab on your was to fuck.
Jordan: Wow Justin, what a lovely underwear belt you're wearing.
Justin: Thank! I picked it up on Alvarado St, over the weekend.
2. (verb) The act of partying so hard that you were labeled as the one who wore the underwear belt.
Jeremiah: Hey Justin, what did you do this weekend?
Justin: The boys and I went out and got fucked up.
Jeremiah: Ahh shit, I bet your ass wore the underwear belt didn't you?
Justin: No sir, I was the uBer driver. Big Ed on the other hand wore the shit out of the underwear belt.
The exact location of the first underwear belt sighting is not yet known, however, it's believed to have originated in Monterey, Calif. circa 2016 on a brisk spring night during a full moon. Coincidently the use of describing ones inebriated actions as wearing the "underwear belt" or being the "underwear belt" wearer happened close to if not exactly in the same place within a fortnight of the conceived "underwear belt".
I can't believe Big Ed let that bitch give him the ole underwear belt this weekend. I hope he at least played with those aunt jemima tits and gave here the frosty jim in the 1 and 2.
The Australian slang term for underwear. A play on the Australian term 'down under' and the word 'underwear'. Typically for girls underwear but can be used for boys too. True down underwear usually has the pattern of the Australian flag on it.
"Dude, that sheila at the pub last night totally flashed me her down underwear."
Tired of the old cum sock? This is 2020. Time for a new change. Before, in previous years, the cum sock was the popular form of stopping the nut with an item of clothing typically found on the foot. Yes, the sock. But now mom knows all about your secrets and is tired of picking up your soggy waste of cum. However, with the cum underwear, cumming is now quick and easy, and can even be done in your sleep! With no need to pull out the old dirty sock, cum underwear allows you to cum whenever, however, and wherever! In public? NO PROBLEM. Just cum in your underwear! This item is the next look into the future, and can help mankind stop shaming themselves for the infamous cumsock.... cum underwear 2020.
“Dude you still cum in a sock?? Shit is old, just use cum underwear like a normal person you sick fuck.”
Someone who is against the idea of wearing underwear
Jonathan is an Un-underwearer I find that disgusting