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The Unfortunate Event

When your significant other, unbeknownst to you, reveals to his/her friends that you have never made them orgasm.

Person 1:"Dude, did you know that Henry's girlfriend Yasmin did The Unfortunate Event?"

Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."

Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."

by xxxx1xxxxxxx March 3, 2021


Unfortunitis

(Noun)

A series of unfortunate events or circumstances that seem to happen one after another, causing feelings of frustration, despair, and humor all at once.

"After losing my job, getting a flat tire, and spilling coffee on my shirt all in the same day, I realized I was experiencing a serious case of unfortunitis and decided to treat myself to a giant ice cream sundae."

by Microscopic Galaxy March 23, 2023


Unfortunate

Unfortunate is a popular word in class.
The word started to became popular in the class when a boy said it 24/7.

"Can I get my EMS notes out of my locker?"
"No."
"Well that's unfortunate "

by sKsSk February 8, 2020


Unfortunate

When you’re hungover to high hell and your mom alerts you that you’re picking her up two hours away

That is beyond unfortunate man

by Swiller21 May 7, 2023


unfortunate

adjective

unfortunate is a word you would use to describe a bad situation that isn't working out.

eg
olivia: "i can't believe i was friends with alex"
emily: "i know it's so unfortunate"

by Gsisins August 31, 2022


Unfortunate love

Usually, in movies or shows, one, the protagonist falls in love with somebody, but the person they love breaks their heart.

“he has unfortunate love…”

by Mr. Gupta August 8, 2023