ur mom

a joke that is very funny, unless you use it on someone who doesn’t have a mom..

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my moms dead
You: oh sh-

Ur mom

Noan;hot

Verb;steaming hot

Adverb; if I touched Ur mom my finger would be burned to the point of disintegration because of how unbelivibly hot Ur mom is.

Ur mom is the definition of HOT and if Ur mom is paired with Me the makes a match made in heaven.

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ur mom is everything just use it on someone and their brain will blue screen
or will die of cringe.

Example 1

student 1: School is so hard
student 2: Ur mom is so hard
student 1: *blue screens*

Example 2

guy 1: Imma whoop yo ass
guy 2: Ur mom
guy 1: *dies of cringe*

Ur mom

Gay

Get rosted

Joe:You’re the size of the galaxy my guy
Yuri:Ur mom gay
Joe:(instantaneously gets burned in a fire)

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ur mom

oh yeah I fucked her last night my bad, didn't' mean to break it to you like this bud thats tuff

OH UR MOM

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Ur mom:)

It’s a dumb joke where boys try to defend there selfs, or to be “funny”.

Trevor: who you fuck last night?
Paul: Ur mom:)
Trevor: Damn it

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