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valentine's day

The reason so many people are born in November.

I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.

by youdontsmellbad September 3, 2004

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Blue Valentine

A Blue Valentine is dying love or dead love a love that wasn't even supposed to ever end but due to unforeseen circumstances it did and once it's gone it's gone forever like a beautiful flower if you take care of the flower it will grow and it will flourish but once you stop taking proper care of it the flower will die and there will be no way to bring it back once it's dead. Love Is just a chemical reaction in the brain that fades with time there for to truly love someone you must keep that love from fading but we often get complacent we no longer do the little things we once did for each other we become lazy with love. Love no matter how strong will die knowledge of impermanence is crucial in keeping and understanding love something that isn't made to last but yet we try and make it last forever so, in essence, don't become complacent with love

Their love became a blue valentine, he didn't even see it coming if only he tried harder

by February 20, 2020

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valentine's day

1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.

Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.

by Frickin Sad and Frickin Lonely October 19, 2003

3734๐Ÿ‘ 539๐Ÿ‘Ž


valentine's day

Single's awareness day

"Is it Valentine's Day again?"
"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."

by This Cat February 14, 2004

2491๐Ÿ‘ 387๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ivy Valentine

Slut from the Soul Calibur series with huge tits and revealing clothes. Wields a whip.

DOOD! Play as Ivy Valentine and watch them bounce.

by FrogOne June 9, 2009

43๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


bloody valentine

When you give someone you love a valentine confessing your true feelings on Valentines Dayand they reject you and you feel really suicidal from recieving the bloody valentine.

Andrew: What's wrong with Cody?
Jesse: He just got a bloddy valantine. He's a wreck.
Jenny: Oh I gave out 50 bloody valentines last year, I don't see what the big deal is.
Jesse: Only you could say that.

by Darth_`Eowyn January 24, 2007

129๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


valentines day

The reason why so many people are born in november

"When is your birthday?"

"November 14th"

"Hm, not suprised..."

"Eh, why is that?"

"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"

by Martar August 11, 2008

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