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(1) A generic sexual bodypart.
(2) A generic carpart.
(3) A term used to trick people that don't know much about sex or cars.
(1) Dude, I think I sprained my kanuter valve when I lost it on the handrail.
(2) Sorry ma'am, we're gonna have to replace the whole kanuter valve, and the one that fits your car is mighty expensive.
(3) Hey Chris, know what a kanuter valve is?
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The sphincter, a.k.a. butt hole, when gas or shit or both are blowing out of the ass either due to the need for immediate pressure relief or a necessary bodily function. Use of the Purge Valve may often satisfy both.
Gary went to the all you can eat Chinese Buffet where he consumed a massive amount of beef and broccoli for dinner. A few hours later he was so bloated air began forcefully blowing out of his Purge Valve. He soon felt relief and his pants weren't so tight.
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After blowing your load, the girl spreads your penis hole open and sticks her tongue in to get the rest out.
Hey John, your mom gave me a valve job last night and it was awesome.
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A smart ass thing to say when some one says that something is wrong with thier vehicle. ( Part that does not exist)
Person with vehicle: My car is not running rite....
You: Maybe you should check your conuder valve. (HAHA)
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Is a made up car part so you can lie to your wife,girlfriend,side chick about your vehical breaking down.
Wife: hunny why didnt you come home earlier
Husband : The kanooter valve busted.
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Dump valves are fitted to the engines of turbo charged cars and sit between the turbo outlet and the throttle body. These are known for the "tissh" sound when you change gear.
Found already fitted in cars such as a subaru.
Dude i just bought i Subaru, i love the sound of the dump valve when i change gear. Listen it goes "Rummmm tissh!"
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pooffoo valve ,..is ....your anus orbum bumholeor bowel muscles
When I(author) was a child,..I, as my children were /are ...quite able in lifting heavy awkward objects with ease...but my parents,and associates would say...."be very carefull ,or you'll bust your pooffoo valve",..as which was experienced later in my adult working life, caused by singularly sometimes lifting /moving 100kg objects ( automotive engine blocks,2x50kg bags of cement)..with much later aquired bowel prolapse ,and operation to rectify,.. surgery recovery period very painfull...so... good advice..".Don't bust your pooffoo valve"
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