“Dude omg I’m so high..”
“Damn I wish I had some vegetable rn too.”
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Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind
That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable
Vegetables hulk is a unspecified thing, a random person playing ROBLOX murder mystery was spamming this
Dude; vegetables hulk
Flamango; AAAAAAAH
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The name that Elaine Benes and David Puddy used to refer to the passenger who was sitting next to them on the plane.
Jerry: Who's that?
Elaine: Oh that's vegetable lasagna.
Vegetable Lasagna: That's not my name!
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A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.
Englebert enjoyed rubbing his wedding vegetables on a daily basis.
Why hast thou pounded my wedding vegetables so? I will be racked with pain for much time to come.
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Code for The act of putting a penis into a rectum, often used in a public place where you don't want to have people know that you're down to fucking latter.
Bob: Hey we still up for steamed vegetables tonight.
James: Hell yeah!!
Bob:good I fuc
A vegan or vegetarian
That damn vegetable goblin is threatening our republican values by not eating animals!