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during the sexual act of reverse cowgirl/cowboy, the partner which is on top excretes diarhea on the bottom partners chest...giving the bottom partner a "Camo Vest ". This is a common occurrence when large quantities ofhard liquor is involved...
"Dude, Tanya totally gave me a Camo Vest last night... "
"What did you do, dude?"
"I posted it all over facebook...after I took a shower."
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"I heard that Jeff Camo Vested all on his boyfriends chest!"
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"Don't get too drunk, sweetheart... I'd hate to wear a Camo Vest because you can't hold your whiskey !"
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The pooch that portrudes from a woman's lower abdomen. When worn with a tighter-fitting shirt it appears she is wearing a bulletproof vest underneath. Most often found in women who have had children, but just can't ever seem to lose that last little bit to get back to where they were pre-pregnancy. Women with a bulletproof vest can still be fine as hell, they're just not 18 years old anymore.
Damn, did you see her? She is fine! She's got a little bit of the bulletproof vest, but I'd still smash.
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Kanye West is ahs been turned in to a vest
Wo Have you heard Kanye Vest is the newest addition to the meme after Joe Bidome
Pulling apart two very hairy ass cheeks which results in the appearance of a vest with fringe coming down either side.
Rob fell asleep face down and naked so we decided to snap a pic of his ass. He's definitely got a fringe vest going!
The cleetus vest is one of the small amounts of people who respect the wheetus nest (like the venus crest) they befriend the wheetus nest and tag along. some of the powers they behold are sirens laugh. they use this to hold back the wheetus nest hunters and penis chests. the cleetus vest has the power to destroy penis chests and wheetus nests hunters with this power, given by the venus crest. they also used to engage in furry activities.
wheetus nest: “venus crest is gone, please help cleetus vest!”
cleetus vest: “ of course pooks”
A embarrassing secret that is youtubable but the person who calls it believes it shouldn't be so they call "Tight 2 the vest "
Person 1:Hey look at this someone get this on YouTube coz a human banana foster just happened
Person 2 : keep this tight to the vest
Person 1: DANG IT I WAS GONNA YOUTUBE IT BUT NOW I CANT
Man, I wish were we given more freedom on what we could wear to school. I want to wear something else other than a bulletproof vest