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Sault (Soo) vision is a terrible visual effect claiming the dignities of many men. It is acquired from spending too much time in Sault Ste Marie, Ontario. Due to the lack of good looking girls, your vision adjusts to make ugly broads appear hot. Once leaving "the Soo", your vision readjusts and you realize that hot broad you slayed was actually a troll preying on men effected by Soo Vision. Before engaging in any act with a broad from "The Soo", it is advisable to request the approval from a minimum of 3 bro's. Without it, you risk a nasty surprise upon leaving the city.
Ben: "bro that broad I banged last weekend in the Soo was a fucking rocket. Brandon: " man are you kidding? She was barely a 4! You must be under the influence if Sault Vision"
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Similar to the concept of the infamous 'Gaydar', Virgin-Vision works as a inner sense that can detect a virgin, whether male or female, upon first glance. Such a 'sixth-sense' can be utilized by professional users to detect a virgin in even the largest parties and uncover virginity despite lies from the accused 'virgin'.
My Virgin-Vision tells me that you're still a virgin.
Results from the ultra-violet rays imparting a darker tone on skin while wearing a pair of Costa Del Mar sunglasses. This leaves a distinctive Costa Del Mar sunglass imprint on face where ultra-violet rays could not penetrate the frame and lens.
Coming back from your Caribbean sailing exhibition, you take off your Costa Del Mar, 580 Brine, sunglasses. A sorostitute mentions you have the best Costa Vision she's ever seen, she then later becomes your future slam piece.
Derived from the term tunnel vision, it is a temporary non-emergent medical condition caused by orgasming so hard your vision blurs around the sides and you can only see straight forward like going through a tunnel. Can be accompanied by floating silver speks, copious amounts of sweat, hyper ventilation, disorientation, increased heart rate, and exclamations like "That was the best sex ever."
She rode me so hard once we finished I had to lay in bed awhile because I had such bad cummel vision I couldn't drive home.
A term to describe a condition which affects all males who attend Cal Poly Pomona. With such a small population of physically attractive women, males grow to find not-so attractive women more attractive than they normally would. Similar to beer goggles.
A: Dude, was the girl you went out with last night fine?
B: I thought she was at the time, but realized later that I was suffering from Bronco Vision.
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Being sensitive to bright light including daylight. Eyes react by watering and it can be hard to keep them open.
Can you turn the lights down?
Yes sure, why?
I have vampire vision.
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Takes effect after smoking enough weed that everything looks brighter and in a higher definition even though nothings really changed.
Ryan: Yo im fucking ripped
Connor: damn straight yo i got me some HD vision
Ryan: fo'shizzle everything's like better looking bro
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