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A new version of Windows from Microsoft that looked good in development, and still looks good now. Unfortunately, that's the only improvement. The new Microsoft office that can come with some versions of Vista is terrible and difficult to use. It also oftentimes causes the computer to lag, a lot.
The last flaw I am going to point out (Although this is my majority-supported opinion) is that the security is so up tight that there is hardly anything you can run on Vista without the computer asking for permission to run it, even if it is something from Microsoft. If you want to ask me, stay with Windows XP.
Guy #1: I have good news and bad news.
Guy #2: What's the bad news?
Guy #1: I just got Windows Vista. It lags like crazy.
Guy #2: Sorry about that. So, what's the good news?
Guy #1: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Guy #3: I didn't see THAT coming!
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Nickname for Vista Way, an apartment complex for Disney interns. Named so because it's one big orgy...apparently second only to the Playboy mansion.
Don't go in the Vista Lay hot tob, you might come out pregnant.
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The OS from hell that promises to make your life miserable and wish you can throw your previously fine computer out the window.
My computer is a f*@#$ mess since I changed to Windows Vista.
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the newest in a long line of crappy OS's from Microsoft. This one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!! they'll know who you are!
Gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows Vista!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.
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1. A stretched-wheelbase Oldsmobile mid-size station wagon produced from 1964 to 1972 and as an up-line trim package on the 1973-77 Cutlass station wagon. Famous for the tinted roof glass over the second row of seating and the smaller tinted glass pieces over the cargo-area side windows from 1964-72. Used regularly on the Fox television shows "That '70s Show" and "Fringe."
2. A motor home made by Gulfstream from 2002-09 on the Sprinter chassis.
3. A boat made by Four Winns.
"It's not a piece of junk - it's a Vista Cruiser! You can literally cruise the vistas in it!"
(Red Forman, played by Kurtwood Smith, referring to the 1969 Vista Cruiser in "That '70s Show")
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A school brimming with sluts and man whores in fair oaks, CA. The students are ignorant, frivilous, egocentric dumb-fucks. Other than that, it is a fine, academically talented shcool.
boy#1: "Dude, we gotta hit up that Bella Vista party on Saturday, those sluts are so fucking easy, they'll do anyhting!"
Boy#2: "Fuck yeah! BV girls are where it's at."
Boy#1: "Don't bother bringing condoms, I doubt any of the girls have used one."
Boy#2: "haha, gotta love 'em."
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A city in san diego. West of the freeway there are ghetto houses. east of the freeway there are million dollar houses....
Chula Vista is a nice place to live
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