When a partner inserts rubbing alcohol into a stretched asshole and lights it on fire then the partner farts out the alcohol making a fiery explosion. Ass volcanos are known to cause permanent damage to the asshole.
The woman got an ass volcano for her birthday.
An extremely robust female who's tetas are obviously fake.
Even though those are silicon volcanoes, they still hot.
A growing yet indecipherable mound, composed of unmatched socks, sweaters, underwear, pillows, books, catalogs, unopened mail, empty bottles, reading glasses, chargers, clean and dirty towels, exercise paraphernalia, countless and nameless other things, many forgotten yet long-sought, the entirety overtaking the room, cascading, poised to erupt.
"Have you seen my phone?"
"Have you checked the bedside volcano?"
"Which one??"
"Good question."
When one gets hit in the balls, and ejaculates uncontrollably
Dipshit: Yo dawg, I heard your girlfriend hit you in the balls yesterday.
Herp Nugget: Yeah, I had a testicular volcano for 7 hours...
Dipshit: Holy shit man, can you hook me up with one of those?
Eruptive bowel movement, to such a degree that it mimics a volcano exploding, but downward.
Dude, I just ate three ex-lax brownies, and I feel a Southern Volcano coming in my near future.
To cum a large amount in a projectile fashion, straight in the air.
Derek: Yo did you murder that poon last night?
Peter: You bet your ass I did. I volcano cummed everywhere!
Derek: Dude sick!!
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(n) A sex act which involves someone with diarrhea engaging in receptive anal sex. The removal of erect penis causes a rocket of liquid feces to stream out of the person's asshole. Considered VERY gay in Trinidad.
Roger: What's the number of a good carpet cleaning service?
David: Why?
Roger: I gave this girl a mud volcano last night and there is shit everywhere!
Selfish Michael: Gross!