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arse waft

Dumb. As stupid as a steering wheel on a crock.

Imogen: Jeez mum you are such a massive arse waft. How could you have forgotten to get food for the dog.
Anne: Don't be such a prawn tit Imogen. We can get it in the morning.

by Lovecave Leroy January 23, 2019


Waft

The collective noun for a group of clunge/fanny

The lads gawped as a load of clunge wafted past

by Jeza July 08, 2022


Waft

A stinky fart

Person 1: wafts

Person 2: woooweeee that stinks like fart

by FootFungus420 January 25, 2021


Penis Waft

A shart coming out of your penis

I have a Penis Waft

by SmogzV2 March 31, 2022


Soft Waft

The dialogue starter with someone whom you need something from in a non threatening fashion.

I soft wafted my boss about that Adam Sandler concert this coming weekend, she said go for it!

by October 09, 2023


No waft

A serious lack of speed, used in motorsport

“Cars got no waft mate”
“New motor then, sorted

by Binman number 54 May 24, 2025


toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.

I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.

by SouthJaw July 12, 2012