Dumb. As stupid as a steering wheel on a crock.
Imogen: Jeez mum you are such a massive arse waft. How could you have forgotten to get food for the dog.
Anne: Don't be such a prawn tit Imogen. We can get it in the morning.
The collective noun for a group of clunge/fanny
The lads gawped as a load of clunge wafted past
The dialogue starter with someone whom you need something from in a non threatening fashion.
I soft wafted my boss about that Adam Sandler concert this coming weekend, she said go for it!
A serious lack of speed, used in motorsport
“Cars got no waft mate”
“New motor then, sorted”
When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.
I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.