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A country in Great Britain, inhabited by the Welsh. Has Celtic origins, known for it's rain, damp, sheep and rain. The Welsh are well known for not really giving a shit, and have become well adapted to cope with the damp.
Fun fact, Wales had the highest sale ratings of waterproof clothing out of all of the European nations between 2003 and 2014.
Person 1: See that pissed bloke covered in rain, shagging that sheep?
His mate: Lemme guess, he's from Wales?
Person 1: Yeah, defo Welsh...
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Is an illegal drug used in Africa, is reported to be hazardous and addictive
Oh , look there is a guy smoking waleed in that corner
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Wale is a name from Africa, given to special boys. Mostly all wales seen are always handsome cute and presentable by there girls. Every girl wants a wale either as a friend or as a partner. Wales are funny set of boys .
Wales always have that one role model who they can die for. In the life of wale , girls will always die for him, even his ex will always want to find a way to come back to his. Wales are blessings to world.
Mom: who is your boy friend??!!!
Sandra: wale!
Full of dirty sheep shagging bastards with vaginas and hairy one with insects in them as well fucking faggots.
Wales is a shit hole full of wankers that only get the pleasure from shagging sheep’s knob heads
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Only Fat People can wale. You sit on the ground and and slap the fat drooping down from your leg. It is only waling when your leg fat shakes!
Abby sat on his number in PE. While the teacher was not looking, he started waling in front of Josh.
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A rugged, mountainous landmass joined to western england with high levels of rainfall all year round. Summer is very short and temperatures rarely reach over 66 degrees F. Winters are harsh and many welsh people exhibit vulgar lesions and cracked skin during this season. It is the time when welsh women are most ready to mate.
Over centuries of industrialisation, and and a lack of ambition/education for its inhabitants; Wales has become a sort of no go area for investment and development. Once famous for coal mining, slate, granite etc practically all of those industries no longer exist, only remains of excavation and mining give a clue to its industrial past... oh and the huge holes dug into the landscape, fetid and rotten, the rust of a thousand moons etc.
The general populace are often very simple in their behavioural and thought patterns and an attitude of intolerance, bitterness and violence are the most common character traits of the typical "welshman". The welsh are particularly bitter toward the english and envy any form of affluence or snobbery. Indeed wages in Wales are much lower than most other parts of great britain and the number of unskilled workers or those claiming some form of benefit are also higher than other parts of britain on average.
In summary, do not visit the towns/cities. In particular cardiff, newport, swansea, llanelli.
The only place really of any interest to those with a liking of scenery and tranquility is west wales, where few council estates exist and the population is mostly well off english retiree's.
Wales in summary; a graveyard of ambition, where people's daily routine consists of earning minimum wage, then spending it on the weekend on cheap alcohol and distasteful female/woolen company. For the unemployes or over 40's days are spent in the local pub then on some low quality turkish food and then possibly beating someone up in the evening.
"I've heard Wales is a dreadful neanderthal infested pit, roasted for a thousand years in rotting pig vomit and then baked in the deserts of egypt for a million millenia then submerged under terrential rain for the remainder of eternity..."
"Yes, your quite right it is."
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The shame of the United Kingdom. Famous for crap bands and bestiality, not famous for much else, apart from a ridiculously bad accent.
For example, a short coversation between two Scottish people:
"Hey, wanna go to Wales for the weekend? We can go out for a drink and pull!"
"Piss off,lets get drunk in England, where the tradition is to pull women and not shag sheep!
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