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Wardrobe Toilet

The occasion when you go to bed so intoxicated, that you stumble out of cloud 9 drunkenly confused and use your wardrobe as a toilet. Awkward the next day when you realise you have urinated all over your shoes and other wardrobey items.

Hannah: "Anne, I bought you this glass of water. What are you doing in the wardrobe with your pants down?"
Anne: (drunkenly mumbles) "wardrobe toilet....."
Hannah: "ummmmm....."

by wardrobetoiletmaster May 13, 2011

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Wardrobe Apathy

The feeling of having nothing you wish, or would want to wear, even though your wardrobe is overflowing.

You do, you just have wardrobe apathy.

by HMWarley July 26, 2011

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wardrobe malfunction

An excuse used to explain a situation in which a private part of the body is displayed under unessecary cirmustances.

When Justin Timberlake ripped part of Janet Jackson's outfit, revealing one of her breasts / when Bill Clinton supposedly recieved a blow job outside his marriage (his undone trousers would be described as a "wardrobe malfunction")

by Jenny March 23, 2004

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wardrobe malfunction

According to Janet Jackson it's not her fault,it's not Justin Timberlake's fault,it's BUSH's fault!!

"Bush done popped my titty out" - Janet Jackson

by smokin' da shpleaf mon September 11, 2004

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wardrobe malfunction

The wigger's lame excuse for ripping off janet's top.

Damn, no one wants to see them nurples... what the hell you doin' JT

by 2beer February 12, 2004

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post breakup wardrobe

this is the outfit that one wears after having a big breakup with their boyfriend/girlfriend. most of the time the exboyfriend/girlfriend try to look damn krispy.

Kid Number 1: Have you seen Janelle today?

Kid Number 2: Yeah she was lookin mighty fine. Must be her post breakup wardrobe.

by coolkidnumberone March 29, 2011

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The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

A book by C.S. Lewis in which four siblings find a passageway to a magical land in the back of an old wardrobe.

I have read 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe' at least once a year since i was 12. After 14 years, it is still much better than this Harry Potter nonsense.

by Nastina August 8, 2005

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