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Its a heater..................for your peter. #willywarmer
Guy1: damn my willy's cold.
Guy2: THEN YOU NEED A WILLY WARMER!!!
At stores near you
A steel barrel with combustible material inside. Usually lit during cold winters by bums in urban areas to keep warm. You can see these Bum Warmers in alleyways, under bridges, and on sidewalks. Usually the said barrel is surrounded by several bums and homeless trying to stave off the cold.
Bum1: Begging for change is sure hard work. Lets go find something to keep us warm
Bum2: I know of a good alleyway with a nice cozy Bum Warmer
A knitted pouch intended to keep ones penis warm.
See ball warmer
*sigh of relief* Damn dude my peener is hella warm thanks to my wang warmer
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The unwanted toys at a retail outlet.
Man I wanted a Marvel Universe Blade figure but all they had were shelf warmer Spidermans.
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Bench Warmers is one of many sickly wicked movies you'll ever see. If you haven't seen this movie you are missing out on alot of STUFF!!!! If you like Napolion Dynomite or if you don't either way you'll love this movie.
"Are you apart of the Bench Warmers?"
"Ya!!!"
"Sssswwwweeeetttt!!!!"
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A low self-respect guy that dates and keeps company of a women that he likes. But, she only using him temporary until she meets her new lover. Once she meets her lover, the guy leaves and the seat is warmed for the new lover to sit in.
Omg... That guy again, you know he follows you around like a lost puppy. Once you get a new guy, tell that seat warmer to fuck off.
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A woman you've already slept with but have no plans to sleep with again unless you find yourself in a dire situation
Example1
Dude 1- What happen between you and Brenda, not talking anymore?
Dude 2- Naw, she's not really my type but she can always be a bench-warmer
Example2
Dude 1- Man im in desperate need of some ass tonight
Dude 2- Better call some of your bench-warmers
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