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To watch someone/something while relentlessly eating pork. Popularized by Joe Gatto
I ate 3 pounds of pork while watching you earlier, sorry for pork watching you bro
A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.
I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.
the best server on discord.this server is almost perfect with the sole flaw of some shit members like jose and redpee
adarsh: dr crazy is so cool he is the best member of this server nights watch. i wish i was like him
zoro(chamaar):yeah me too the worst member of this server is redpee
kanishk:?kick redpea
redpea is kicked
kanishk now this server is perfect
To look out for and guard a particular area from thieves. The area does not need to contain especially valuable items. A common task usually delegated to a friend when having a house party, also the primary responsibility for mall security personnel.
Hey Bill, I need you to be on gypsy watch tonight, last time I had a house party my fondue set went missing. Make sure it doesn't happen again.
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Hey watch this---The last thing sombody yells out before they fuck up bad.
"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into 3 inches of water.
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Going over to a significant others house and "watching Netflix" which starts out as cute spooning and cuddle which eventually escalates into intense making out and in most cases ends in sexual intercourse.
Girl: Hey mom I'm going over to Liam's house to watch Netflix *wink*
Mom: ok sweetie have fun
Girl: oh I will ;)
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Similar to a pearl necklace, a jizz watch is when you cum on a girls wrist and it looks like a watch. First heard on the song uptown funk.
I like to cum on time, so I gave my girl a jizz watch.
-ZNA
Don't believe me, jizz watch
-Uptown Funk
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