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another word for friend zone. This is most likely because of his ability to not finish with hoes and fear of showering with men.
Dude, im always going to be a ian watson.
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When somebody does something so asinine that it puts their health and the health of their friends at risk. What at one time seemed like a perfectly wise and humorous exercise quickly unfolds into near traumatic meltdown of epic proportion. Think Darwin, but not in the sense of reproduction or evolution.
When driving down a perfectly beautiful mountain road, one decides that a sparsely cleared, treacherously rocky, pine-cone encrusted jeep trail to the right seems like a logical route for a Subaru Forester to explore at 60 miles per hour. Screeching brakes, 100ft skid, flailing arms, wailing voices, mountains of dust, and a pine cone later, the car is humbling and hysterically unloaded to replace the right front wheel because a pine cone sliced a 1-inch gash in the sidewall. This deserves a Watson Award for sheer stupidity that ultimately led to endless laughter and ridicule.
Deshaun Watson: There is no massage, now take off your clothes.
"There is no massage, now take off your clothes." - Deshaun Watson
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The most prettiest person in the entire world
Yo bro you seen Hannah watson?
Yeah she’s pretty as fuck dude
the hottest mf alive. if you ever meet a queen named carter watson, friend the bitch. she will be your companion until you dead. make sure to always keep her around or the devil inside her will eat your soul. #bfletcher
did you see carter watson yesterday?
yes she’s such a #girlboss
White boy swag. 1 of the lead singers from The Dirty Heads.
Fangirl #1: "You see the dance Jared Watson did at the beginning of the video?"
Fangirl # 2: "Hell yeah! He's got that white boy swag!"
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A special kind of Swedish massage in which a well-oiled finger is inserted gently into the anus. For full effect, the masseuse must be made extremely uncomfortable and you must provide text message proof of the exchange.
I went to get a Hot Watson and now I’m being sued by 23 people. This must be what it feels like to be a celebrity!