a Genius of a man. we all stan
Ashley: oh my god have you seen Blake Webber’s new video on instagram?!
Vanessa : yes!! it’s soo funny!!!
The jake webber cult is groupchat on Instagram made by @g.orgeouscolby. everyone in the gc has a profile picture with jake webber infront of a fire smiling, we plan world domination and talk about all the people in sam and colby friends group.
"What's your hobby?"
"Talking about world domination and Danny devito with the jake webber cult."
Doing a webber - named after the in famous Mark "i'll crash anything" Webber. doing a webber envolves you smashing your car, blowing up your car, blaming your bad driving skills on engine failure and over reving.
"oh look it's the last race for the season and webber blew his engine via over reving again. he just must be doing-a-webber"