cranberry week

noun
The time of the month when a woman has her menstruation and mood swings.

Origin: Swedish, Informal, "Lingon vecka", exact translation: "mountain cranberry/lingonberry week". Simplified to only "Cranberry week".

"I avoid my gf when it's her (...she is having) cranberry week."

three-weeking

Giving someone three weeks of not talking or interacting with them because they pissed you off so bad.

-Yeah that was lame of Jean-paul I am three-weeking him now.
-You are three-weeked, good bye!

Perfect week

Scoring 7 girls in 7 nights with no rejections. The highest achievement in the sport of sleeping with girls.

Barney was 5 for 5 on his way to a perfect week with no signs of slowing down.

Dooms Week

The days in which students are forced to go through extreme torture due to examination from faculty members who love to enjoy to see students work harder then they do at any given day. Usually held at the end of a semester, followed by partying and extreme drug abuse, which leads to mental retardation.

It's just one of those weeks that happens to give you HELL, it occurs twice a year, and it often induces extreme insomnia and makes one look like a student on crack.

See Dooms Day

"D00ms Week, Orly?"

"Dooms Week has grabbed my balls and twisted them hard, I'm way too stressed bro I hardly have time to sleep"

Finals Week

Invented to suck the fun out of life and kill the dreams of college students, as well as assit the police in decreasing the amount of drunk in public calls in and around college campuses.

Finals week will be the death of me.

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flavor of the week

Its the person of the week that you like and who takes interest in for one week.

Chris F. has a new flavor of the week every week this week its Courtney, last week it was Jessie

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Gooch week

The confusing number of days between the ass of Christmas and the genitals of New Years Eve.

Are the shops open during gooch week? Are there any sales on? What the hell goes on in this period of time??

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