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the skin between your thumb and forefinger
ack! you bit my weenis!!! or. i have a weenis.
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An unusually small penis.
I know it's a boy because I saw his weenis during the sonogram.
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noun: military in origin, derisive term for a personal or administrative assistant to a flag-grade officer (colonels, generals, navy captains or admirals). The term refers to a support or staff role, as opposed to an individual in a line or operations position in an organization. In the corporate world, this term may refer to someone in a personnel/human resources or accounting role, as opposed to someone in a sales, manufacturing, or engineering role.
"The HR weenies that come up with these policies have never set foot in a customer's facility. No wonder they don't have a clue..."
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a dork, a dweeb. Not necessarily a bad thing.
see mims,mimszinski
don't be such a weenie
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weenies are boys who take girls for granted, can't see how great they are and run away from their problems, they are supa cute but evil small small weeines
girl 1 - oh my he is so cute
girl 2 - oh no that's paul the weenie you cant like him he is a weenie
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Weenis originated with my Purple Pot Pipe. I was sitting there, stoned out of my mind, and I started saying, "I don't know what that has to do with education, but in my house, we call it a Wenis," for some strange reason. Well the next day I got the said pipe and I decided that since it was purple I would call it "Purple Wenis." But then people kept calling me gay so I changed the spelling so that it would not resemble the other word.
But also Weenis is It. It is everythign and nothing at the same time. This originated with my cousin saying "In my house we call it an...IT!" And so Weenis, you see, is just a small part of It. It encompasses all. Weenis is technically nothing and everything under the tyrannical rule of the Todd (a.k.a hITler.)
"Dude, where did Purple Weenis go?"
"Weenis!!!"
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