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The towel hanging in somebody's bathroom that has obviously been used. Since you don't know if they've used it to dry off after a bath, you have to assume it's touched their privates.
Since there were no guest towels after washing my hands in the guy's bathroom, I had to use the weiner towel that was hanging in there to dry them off.
The irritation of a man’s penis and or genital area due to being in the excess moisture for a long period of time. Not cleaning themselves after long exposure to moisture in this area.
He would surely get weiner rot after he urinated in his pants during a drunken stupor.
The touching of the tip of the weiner to some surface of the skin on another being.
Gerard: "Dude look at that girl!"
Hercules: "Yea, that bod is so boss."
Gerard: "Man i wanna give her crotch a Weiner Kiss."
Hercules: "Agreed."
The grossest poop of all.
"Why are we here?" Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner, in a long, thin strip. It was . . . weiner poop -
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Dramatic use of faux symbolism in which a show writer drops so many "symbols" that turn out to be red herrings that the characters themselves show disgust. The phrase itself references Season 5 of the popular American TV show "Mad Men" in which window symbolism was heavily employed throughout the season, ultimately culminating with a nude Roger Sterling literally mooning the audience in front of a large Manhattan apartment window.
Whereas Chekhov's gun dictates that objects, actors and actions should be used cleverly and for a reason, Weiner's window dictates that none of that matters. What does matter is the show writer's smugness and lack of empathy for the show's loyal fanbase.
An important distinctionbbetween Bay's helicopter and Weiner's window is that a work employing the former technique will actually be entertaining while the latter will not.
TV Critic 1: "Did you notice that color of Don Draper's vase is bright orange? It could symbolize 60s changing morality, the Beatles arriving at Shea Stadium, or sex."
TV Critic 2: "Or it could just be another fucking Weiner's window. I hate this fucking show. Let's watch Breaking Bad."
Being desirable enough to stick one's penis in. A woman worth wetting one's willie in. A gal who a guy would want to fuck.
Nicole worried that by the time she was in her late 40's that she would no longer be weiner worthy.
The result of pulling the end of your shirt through your undone flies to a lenghty extent, then partially zipping the trousers up, leaving the shirt to stand erect as if it were a weiner poking through. Especially effective when practised on buses, in full view of pedestrians and other passengers.
I enjoy shocking passers-by by hip-thrusting my bulging trouser weiner.
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