zip up his pants when you done

A response used when someone is meat riding (obsessed with) another person. They tell them to zip up his pants because they've been riding his dick.

Person 1: "Lebron is the best player of all time!!!! No one will ever beat Lebron!! Hes the goat!!!"
Person 2: "zip up his pants when you done"

did it hurt when you fell from heaven

A saying or pick up line that is super cheesy and old and SHOULD NOT be used. Ever. Never.

Guy: Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No. It didnt. Cuz I crawled up from Hell.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven

A saying or pick up line that is super cheesy and old and SHOULD NOT be used. Ever. Never.

Guy: Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No. It didnt. Cuz I crawled up from Hell.

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When you gone let me beat girl?

1. Asking a girl when she is going to give it up,

2. When will she let you hit it.
3. When she will have sex with you.

Dude: When you gone let me beat girl?

Girl: When you learn how to ask me like a real man (as she laughs and walks away!)

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Down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver

When you have a boner and then you see a hot girl and you go soft.

GUY1:Oh shit!
GUY2:HA HA! You know what they say, down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver.

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Song that might play when you fight sans

That one song that may or may not play when you enter the battle of the fictional character sans the skeleton who appears in the 2015 role playing game undertale and is a-

Screw it, I’m done. Here’s the song:

Oh you cant have links so I put the link in the tags

Person: hey, you know stmpwyfs
Other person: yeah.

Song that might play when you fight sans.

When you realize you have school this Monday

When you realize you have school this Monday and it's no longer the weekend and you didn't prepare for school.

When you realize you have school this Monday.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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