Rural Dictionary

white chocolate dipped banana

when a man has anal intercourse with a woman until she feels the need to poke out a turtle head, then spreads his man-seed on the turtle head and another woman takes a bite of it

guy 1: "I heard brads mom gives one hell of a white chocolate dipped banana"
guy 2: "you heard right my friend, you heard right..."

by twschwa July 5, 2006

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Making s’mores with white chocolate

Fucking a bitch with such good pussy and/or ass that you say fuck it, let’s bust the fattest nut of all time inside this sex goddess. Then after you nut in the ass and/or butt u proceed to rub the pussy flaps or asscheeks together with the cum inside.(optional, you put your pride aside and eat that shit).

Oh my crispy tenders Ronnie You should of been there with your mother and I last night. I love making s’mores with white chocolate.

by bigboilatroi October 10, 2018

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black and white chocolate chip cookie

A sexual act in which a man is having anal sex with a woman and right as he ejaculates, the woman decides to take a dump on the bed. The mixture of poo and semen will create the effect of a black a white chocolate chip cookie.

Carlos: "Can you give me the pleasure of producing a black and white chocolate chip cookie?"
Sasha: "So you want me to shit on the bed right after you ejaculate?"
Carlos: "Yeah"
Sasha: "For sure. I love producing black and white chocolate chip cookies, but no one asked before"
Carlos: "Sweet!"

by Doralover89 September 10, 2009

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White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer

The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.

Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11

Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!

by Dinardi January 7, 2021

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