beer whiz

Beer-flavored Cheese Whiz, containing all of the side-effects of Beer in an easy to use can.

Waking up from a hangover in a puddle of your own urine and/or vomit.

I had a really bad Beer Whiz, so I threw it out and bought some more.

I had a really bad beer whiz, but was too drunk to stand up.

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Meat Whiz

Processed meat in an easy-to-open container. The meat equivalent to cheese whiz.

I'm in the mood for a toasted cheeze and spam samich. Mmmm meat whiz!

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whiz bang

The new groovy. By new I mean "hasn't been used since the 80s."

Person 1: Woah, that's totally whiz bang!
Perosn 2: Dude, nobody has used that phrase for twenty years.

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gee-whiz

an expression of surprise, shock, or annoyance

Gee-whiz, shut up

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whiz quiz

British slang for a drug test. It's not whiz test you fucking non-brit morons.

I lost my job because I tested positive for marijuanna on my whiz quiz.

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cheez whiz

the greatest person the world has ever seen. As in "i like cheese"

"i love cheez wiz, hes the greatest person ever"

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whiz kid

A asshole who thinks he’s smart

He’s a whiz kid.

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