Wiffle

Also known as wife

Told my wiffle to make me a sandwich

Wiffle

Or wiff for short. The most amazing friend anyone could ask for. Funny, smart, talented, and just fun to be around. He is definitely 4’1 and not practically 6ft. He doesn’t like speaking and is insecure when he shouldn’t be because he is amazing in every way. He also probably needs therapy tho. He’s a simp and he sure does love his breaks.(he also has very great hair that I wanna just eat)

Person: “That was such an L moment for Wiffle”

Person: “WOAH GOODJOB WIFFLE”

wiffle schnap

There is not one defined answer of this word, but it is such of your imagination, this word does not truest exist in reality, but sub reality. Same as the word supercalafragalisticexpioladochas. It’s is not real. It will never be real. So to sum it up. The definition is... what you make of it.

“I could not explain the wiffle schnap of feeling I got from this...”