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The fastest runner in the world
I wish I was as fast as Duncan Riley
Duncan comes from the Latin word douch. Someone with the name of Duncan is usually quite lame and tends to not pull many birds due to their terrible looks. They mostly like to go for girls on the other side of the world so they know they won’t ever have to show their ugly face.
Duncan’s are the most popular in UK broffles so they tend to spend most of their money there until they are skint.
“Look at that Duncan over there crying because he lost all his money on that prosi 😂”
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A fricking douchebag, a person that you will never want to be around, a person that will ruin your day in the matter of seconds, a person that every time you see him you say "oh god, here we go again", a person that can literally kill a whole village just by looking at them, a person that can seduce a parrot, a person that gets off to dead bodies, also he gets off to children (small children), overalll a seriously annoying and horrible person
Duncan=Hitler
Duncan acts like an annoying b-word on the school bus to EVERYONE ALL THE TIME
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A hilarious, intuitive stand-up comedian. Has his own podcast called the Duncan Trussell Family Hour and is constantly a guest on the Joe Rogan Experience and the Deathsquad podcasts. Advocate of psychedelics, Buddhism, world change, and marijuana, among other things. An uber nerd, but an awesome person and role model nonetheless. To stand in the same room with him is the greatest honor known to man.
Dude, I saw Duncan Trussell today at the Ice House. He is fuckin' hilarious!
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An asian teacher (randomly named Duncan) had punished his student just because that student didn't share his noodles to him during the online class. How ridiculous!
The noun phrase is used to describe something that is extremely ridiculous.
A: I just got punished by my parent because I study too hard that I got full mark in my previous exam.
B: That's totally a Duncan's noodle.
As a pre-intercourse ritual, the male puts a donut around the shaft of his penis as a buffer between himself and the female vagina. The male then continues the sex untill climax. Once he reaches the top of the mountain he then feeds the pastry to his partner as a post coatus snack.
"Man I bought a box of donuts, I'm gonna show her the Tony Duncan tonight"
A youtuber who makes funny prank videos he owns a clothing line that supports abstinence called virginity rocks. He has a friend named Cameron who is a literal dwarf that he likes to fuck around with. He got pretty popular from his series fuck around fridays.
Joe: Yo TayShawn wanna watch some Danny Duncan
TayShawn: Hell yeah that man funny af
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