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A disgusting boy. Noah Patterson commonly growls unexpectedly and likes to burp a lot. They usually look like Hobbits and have an obsession with fingering they’re arseholes.
Girl: “Omg, did you see that Noah Patterson over there. It’s disgusting!”
Hailee is an amazing gurllll who would make you smile and laugh, but when you get on her bad side she will beat your booty U3U so i would warned you. But you should keep her as a friend and she is that person who would fall in love with her best friend so keep your eyes open.
Hailee patterson you are the GURLLLL
OH MAN! This is a handsome, beast of a man! He has no money, a crappy job, and he lives in a closet in his best friends' livingroom, but somehow, he manages to pull the sexiest girls. This is a poorly dressed man and sometimes smells of milk and dirty socks. His moddo..."black socks are awesome because you don't have to wash them! They always look clean!"
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don't even get me started!
she's a sly bitch that sleeps with every boy she sees and blames everything she does on other people.
she may come across as a nice kind hearted person but really she's just a two faced bithch that stabs all of her friends in the back.
omg that's cerys patterson
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A wonderful human who will at first be very confused reading this but will eventually realize that the love of his life wrote it and is now smiling immensely whilst regretting not looking up his own name sooner
"Yeah, Jake Patterson is the real Spider-Man"
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The proper definition of James Patterson is smoking crack or solicitation of prostitution.
Do you girls read the James Patterson?
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A field-workers paradise
Patterson California is a place with lots of fields surrounding it,and lots of field workers go there to work and never leave.
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