Wimp-locked

Being lulled into a false sense of security and you end up spending the next 3 hours on wimp pressing Random Video

Jeff: Where's Ian man? I haven't seen him in ages

Brad: He's wimp-locked man, we won't see him again until the next powercut

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sour wimp

Someone unable to eat sour sweets, without being a little bitch, and wincing.

"OMFG eat those cola bottles your sour wimp pussy"

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Wimp Lo

When a guy goes limp out of the blue.

Dude #1 So, how'd the check up go? Was she a hot number?

Dude #2......

Dude #1Dude, you didn't WIMP LO, did ya?

Dude #2Yea...the nurse was a he.

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wimp womp

The sounds a personal computer makes when it receives an e-mail.

My computer just went wimp womp. Oh - its an e-mail from my boss.

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false call wimps

noun: people who really suck at makeing prank calls.

timmy: hello this is a prank call and is this is pizza palace?....grrrr im not good at this!!

shane: yeah....i can tell. *hangs up* Stupid false call wimps!

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don't wimp out

phrase used in a game much like "punchbuggy" or "monkeys always look". Origin: l'oreal hair products advertisment.

you:"Hey jane?"
Jane:"Yeah?" (or) "what?"
you (pointing your finger at her much like the model on the l'oreal ad):"Don't wimp out!"

you win the stupid game!

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queen wimp

A male who flakes out or is scared when he should man up!

Guy 1: Why isn't Tom coming with us to walk the graveyard at night?
Guy 2: 'cause Tom's a queen wimp.