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An English school overrun by the Far-East and Africa. While the school puts girls and Asians on the front cover of all the news letters, a few boys dress like their ancestors, wearing tweed and gilets. The conserative chaps and the communist cunts are constantly at war, and the only thing they can agree on is that they like winkies.
Winchester college 2/3 Asians 1/3 English
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Winchester, aka WinVegas or Wincheesey is the center of the drinking culture on the east coast. Because all parents are rich CEO's/lawyers/doctors in Boston (which is wicked close) they are either work-a-holics or alcoholics, perfect for the party scene. The work-a-holics leave empty houses for their children, having either a business meeting, jetting down to the "islands" or some other exotic vacation locale, while the alcoholics supply booze for their underage children. Teenagers are rich, and pretentious, and the future of America. We hate all of our surrounding towns, especially woburn, or "the woo", frequenting their sporting events only to yell "don't drink the water". We support all boston sports teams, sox, pats, celts, bruins, and probably have season tickets to all of them. We pop our polo collars, and wear or seven jeans, and will buy off the police officers who catch us having our "ragers" at open houses or in the woods at the "fire spot" or "the rock" if we couldn't make it to whipple hill. This town is the shit, and we know it. Wincheezy up, Woo town down.
Oh, she's rich? Her parents own a company? She's wearing expensive jeans? She has a summer home on the cape? She loves the Red Sox? She can drink more than the average 40 year old male? She must be from Winchester, MA.
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An Independent Boys' Boarding School in Hampshire which takes the brightest people from all over the world and sticks them together in a confined space perhaps only to see the maelstrom of genius and homosexuality that ensues. It is generally acknowledged that Winchester College is the best school in England and possibly the world. It is famous for its academic tradition, age (founded 1383) and alumni (including 1 PM). Also famous for its 'Notions', words and general goings-on peculiar to the school.
Wykehamist (Someone who goes to Winchester College) 1: Can we toll to Gunner's hole?
Normal guy 1: Huh?
Wykehamist 2: Goive, let's bogle.
Normal guy 1: Sorry what?
Wykehamist 3: That would be naize, we could have a turst on the way - but bunter! - I'm aeg and have yet to recover ful broad...
Normal guy 1: No idea what you're talking about but can I come?
Wykehamist 1: Oh waaant, fiiine! But only if you answer this question: how many fish are there in Log. pond?
Normal guy 1: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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A town north of boston that is filled with kids who like to get drunk at a house, or in the woods wether it be the firespot, rock, golf course, whipple, etc until the cops come and half ass chase us. The pot heads in this town also happen to be the smartest of all kids unlike those commercials that say weed makes you dumb.
Its friday night lets go to Y***** S*** get some nati ice and party in Winchester, Ma
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when you tie a group of black people up, shoot them and burn them
Hey bob let’s do another Alabama Winchester, it’s so much fun
A small town between Ottawa and Morrisburg,
Population approx. 2,500
If you are fortunate enough to of been born in town its most likely that your surname is Durant, Holmes or Fawcett
The main employer of the town is Ault Foods which is a dairy plant that masks the entire town with a smell of rotten farts that will make you gag & puke much like after eating a meal at the Country Kitchen. The other jobs offered are selling illegal Indian cigarettes, producing & selling Meth or collecting a disability pension.
The town really comes to life at night time after all the stores are closed at 2pm and the sun sets which brings out all the unemployables. Which start their way of funding their habits by stealing anything that isn't chained down in yards or breaking into cars and tool sheds.
The downtown core consits of old crumpling buildings with FOR RENT signs on them owned by citidiot land lords, as any new business that opens is immediatly rejected if isn't owned by a local.
The main hobbies of locals are getting stupidly drunk, complaining about the price of goods and services, having a coffee at Sutton's gossiping about whos cheating on their spouse and reminising about how great the town was 75 years ago.
If you are a resident of Winchester make sure you never associate with anyone from near by Chesterville as Winchesterites believe they are superior over them.
The town also prides itself on having the most people on welfare & disability this side of the St Lawerence!
Ghud dey, we're gonna head'r to Winchester, Ontario to get piss drunk and score some indian smokes lads
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Father of Sam and Dean Winchester on the CW show "Supernatural". Played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Generally considered to be an absolute badass.
John Winchester for President.
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