Windmill Cock

When your cock is so long that you can spin it around, and can give your house electricity.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see John's windmill cock?
Guy 2: Yeah man, hes making use of that non-renewable energy

flaccid windmill

The act of spinning the penis in a windmill fashion

He pulled a flaccid windmill for all the ladies to see.

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Windmill of friendship

the nicer way of saying swastika or nazi symbol; used around young children

Oh billy, that's just a windmill of friendship!

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Windmill Fuck

Where you spin your dick 5-10 times around their ass after the 5th or 10th spin you lightly SLAM it into their asshole , pull it out and so on, 5 is ok but 10 if you really want to get kinky with it, make them suffer. 10 spins slam it in, over and over till the rain of sperm comes out.

Windmill fucking , Ass-slam

Tilting at Windmills

an English idiom which means attacking imaginary enemies, or fighting unwinnable or futile battles.

Father and daughter arguing over getting married.

Dad - "I won't allow it, do you get me?"

Daughter - "You're tilting at windmills, Phil."

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windmill kick

much like a turning karate kick, you turn and kick your leg up. like a 360.

i will windmill kick you in the face.

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Dutch Windmill

To take a shit in the bathroom/toilet in somebody else’s house, and, while the fresh turd is resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl, you slam the bathroom door several times. The gusts of wind created by this motion will spread your ass gas throughout the house and allows your friends to take a good whiff of your pungent aromas. You’re welcome!

"Dude, what's that smell?"

"Steve just took a shit and dutch windmilled the house..."

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