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When a girl Has camel toe and moose knuckle, (you can can see the outline of the vagina and the parting of the lips kinda like a "W")
dan: oh god, did you see that girl?
Sarah: her pants where so tight she had bull winkle!
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Anal sex with a person afflicted with piles.
Brian : Last night, I indulged in a spot of Winkle Picking.
Arthur: Was it unpleasant?
Brian : No, it was quite splendid.
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on morcambe bay, there are a bunch of dead koreans that drowned a while back after gettin stuck pickin winkles illeagally. they looked tired, slanty eyed, and mauled.
after a heavy night on the piss dan saw dave who was looking dog rough. dan sid unto dave " fuck me, you look like a damned winkle picker!
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A URINATION FEATURING A SIZEABLE GAS EXPULSION.
I WAS TAKING A LEAK AND IT TURNED INTO A STINKY-WINKLE WHEN I LET OUT A 10-SECONG FART.
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a. To take the male body to the lavatory and sit down before releasing the bladder liquid via penis spray.
b. For a guy to sit down on the toilet and go pee pee.
2. Vulgar slang: I believe in fairy winkles, the toilet bowl sure does stinkles, CORe whores can iron my wrinkles, of my exotically floppy pinkles etc... (Must be sung along with a golden harp and 17 year old choir girl backup singers)
37 year old emo punk singer: "Hey Mom, I need to go fairy winkles."
Mom: "Not until you have apologised to me about being a total loser"
Executive CEO of any Enterprise Software Business: "WTFBBQ OMG brb! i gotta go fairy winkles!"
World of Warcraft Guild Leader: "Ok THOR_TIGERKILL_ARBITER, but make sure you put toilet paper on the toilet seat first!111"
Executive CEO of any Software Enterprise Business: "lol FAIRWINKLESH4X!"
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An individual who takes an enormous amount of penis into their bottom parts because they rage quit in Madden.
Look at that Fairy Winkle Matthew Edwards.
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Someone that bamboozled u into buying something
I went on offerup purchase something and it was broke I got hood winkle
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