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The sneaky insertion in the brown eye when partner is expecting insertion in the proper recepticle.
To be used on the first date with no anticipation of a second.
"Last weekend I totally gave her the Winston slip",
"where is she now"?
"I never called her back"
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Comes from The Lenny Henry Show from the late 80's in the UK. Lenny Henry's character (Delbert Wilkins) would often tell his friend Winston to calm down in his character's vaguely West Indian accent - "chill, Winston". The line used in Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels is a reference to this. It has become a common British saying, though many are unaware of it's origin.
Chill Winston! I've got it under control.
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A finger is moistened with saliva and stuck up another's butt, evil cousin of the Wet Willie
I gave her a Wet Willie and she responded with a Wet Winston
he is a character from the outsiders. he is very hot and good looking. he loves Johnny cade and again, he is VERY good looking. he dies in the end and it is very sad.
Dallas Winston is so hot!
I want all the kids in my school to look like Dallas Winston.
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The 3rd Principal Goliath, whom himself dominated and destroyed the Ottoman Empire. Believed to be semi-godlike, he granted immortality to the Bah family. He leads an army of approximately 67,582,000 Winstonites; who also serve under Commander Johnadu Bah, Princess Gracedu Bah, and General Enzodu Bah. His archnemesis, Oscardu Bah, attempted to revived the remains of the fallen Ottoman Empire, but was executed by order of John Winston.
Aaron: He's in site behind the desk.
Aidan: Did I ask though?
Pierre: No, but John Winston did.
Oscar: I'm short.
The badass banjo player for Mumford and Sons. Usually has a good amount of manly facial hair in the form of a beard.
Winston Marshall inspired me to get a banjo.
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A person who solves problems - usually with brilliant, lucid thinking under pressure and stylish charisma for galvanizing other people into action.
The phrase comes from the film Pulp Fiction, and can now be used for any seriously efficient professional fixer.
Jules, Vincent and Jimmy didn't know what to do about Marvin until Winston Wolf turned up.
"I'm Winston Wolf. I solve problems."
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