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Some types of poop include:
The Perf-poop: This is the most enjoyable poop, it escapes quickly.
The Pellet-poop: This is when you feel like you gotta go, so you go, but it comes out in pellets.
The Sneak-attack: This one just doesn't even alert you. It just comes right out.
The log: This one takes a high level of squeezing, but it comes out literally like a branch off a tree.
The JK poop: This one starts to exit, but then crawls back in, causing a huge amount of pain. Definitely the worst poop and is never enjoyable.
The confused: You squeeze so hard, you just keep peeing.
The ghost: No matter how much you squeeze, and you feel it come out, nothing is there.
The barely-made-it: It starts to come out, but hopefully you made it to the toilet.
Man, I just took a massive poop.
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Though it generally means shit or feces, when you poop something it can also mean you launch it or throw it very far.
Example A: Look at those football players, pooping their football around
Example B: The cat was being annoying so I pooped him across the yard
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The Original: One that slips out easily, and you wipe only 1 time.
The Infinite: one that takes 100 days to poop out.
The Pooballs: a kind of poop that those not go in the water, it goes on your balls!
The DIFFERENT Pooballs: Poop shaped like balls.
The Corn: Poop with corn in/on it!
The Suprise: You try to fart, but start pooping your pants in public!
The Drink: Pee coming out of your anus.
The DIFFERENT Drink: kind of poop Jim had after a night of drinking.
The DIFFERENT DIFFERENT Drink: Dirrhea.
The I CANT POOP! Poop: The kind of poop that won't come out.
The Fart: You know what The Fart is.
The Anus Steak Burger: Kind of poop after eating a burger.
The Ice Cream Poop: Kind of poop after eating ice cream.
The Shart Poop: Farting, but a little of poop comes out.
Jim: I had a night of drinking now i have to poop!
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A toilet humor version of saying owned. Used often in video games, sports, or just beating someone at something.
Jim: "Almost got the game winning kill! Camping in Quarry was such a good idea!"
*Javelin Noob spams a javelin missle and kills him. Game ends.
Jim: "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!!!!???"
Random noob: "OH YEAH BABY!!! Pooped On!!!!"
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a delicacy enjoyed by every alpha male and all beloved joe (s)
Person 1: joe did you devour some poop today?
Joe: You bet your fukin sweet ass I did
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to pwn someone at something. when someting bad happens to them. usually being funny
Wow, i pooped on allan yesterday on Halo3
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An item that is commonly used in comical senses. Also used to disgust wife/friends/neighbors etc. Makes a great gift in a bag.
Hey Bill come check out this poo in here!
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